Sunday 10 January 2010

Pyaar Impossible—Its Complicated

I thought it was impossible to sit through the whole movie and watch it till the end—Given that I did, I cannot possibly deny that it is just plan horrible

Pyaar impossible was directed by Jugal Hansraj (he makes a small cameo in the movie and you must be really sharp or still awake in the movie to notice him). The story and screenplay was done by Uday Chopra himself. Now given that the dialogues were sooooooooo boring and not funny, it makes me wonder how funny is Uday in real life?. I think he is one Chopras that should just stick to producing as acting does not suit him either (unless if he is given a chance to play Jaddo 2 in a remake of Koi Mil Gaya—does he not look a little bit like Jadoo?—Jadoo hai Nasha)

So the story starts with Uday in college and he is a big geek (Ok I am going to give him some credit for trying out a different role given that he is always doing his body builder roles) . He is madly in love with Priyanka Chopra who doesn’t even notice him
She is then rusticated from college and is sent packing home. The story then moves to seven years (or was eight?—guessing it does not matter as would not have changed a thing) in the future where Uday is still a geek and has created some really great software but this software is stolen by Dino Moreo…Ok—In my honest opinion, the movie shld have just ended here—THE END…This would have just minimized their losses but unfortunately for the poor audience it goes on…Bachna ae audience.. Lo Mein aa gaya!!

Uday then goes to Singapore to find Dino but instead meets ahmmmmmmmmm guess who? You must be really smart if you have guessed who he bumps into.. That’s right, he bumps into Priyanka Chopra who is now a successful PR manager in a software company.. She is also a single divorced mother
Some confusion then takes place (nothing funny again, just plain boring scenes) and Uday is hired to become the nanny to Priyanka’s bratty kid, Tania

In the mean time, Dino is also in Singapore trying to sell his software to the company in which Priyanka works in (And to side track a little, Priyanka’s dressing to work is as though she is going clubbing so that also looked really silly. Priyanka also speaks with a heavy accent throughout the movie which god knows where she picked up from)

And then there is the standard love story between Priyanka and Dino and Uday is on a mission to make his pyaar impossible, “possible” and also to uncover what an idiot Dino is.. But you know what guess who suffers the most in all of this?. It is still the poor audience because man the movie is still going on.

Anyway in the end all izz well (I miss 3 idiots already), the truth is uncovered and Priyanka realizes that she loves Uday (She realizes this through her daughter’s play which Uday helped her daughher, Tania stage—It was bad enough he had to write the script to Pyaar Impossible but looks like he meddled into writing Tania’s play script as well)

Now some classic scenes of the movie
Quite a lot of the movie is shot in Singapore and there are so many scenes where they speak in Hindi to a full blown local Singaporean crowd and the Singaporean crowd pretend to acknowledge and understand what is being said..I am sorry but the last time I checked, most local Singaporeans only speak English or Mandarin. But maybe Pyaar Impossible made it possible for all Singaporeans to speak Hindi as well—Maybe that can be the movie's Unique Selling Point (USP)... “ Pyaar Impossible—Making it possible for Singaporens to speak Hindi”.. Voila!

There is also a constant competition in the movie to see who is dumber..Now I know this sounds easy but they really did put a lot of effort in nailing that point.. So overall well done

Anyways there is nothing else to say except maybe Priyanka Chopra looked absolutely amazing and that’s it

Until next time where hopefully I have watched something half decent, Ciao Bellas!

5 comments:

  1. Hilarious!! And it was fun to play 'Spot the Bollywood Lyrics' at the same time :)

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  2. Hahaha! I am soooo glad I decided not to watch it! I would have definitely walked out - so well done to you for enduring the pain so folks like myself can get some entertainment sitting at home (or in a cab as is the case with me)...but I do like the title track!

    Hope the next one you watch is more fun for you. And thanks a ton for posting and saving us!

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  3. This is hilarious! Esp the Singapore talking Hindi! I believe there is a job opportunity here PP. You need a realist in the movie- someone who tells the director and the script writer to get the hell of a cloud and return to earth!! Hey but Priyanka obviously sells! So kudos to the casting director as he managed to recover his flight costs to Singa!

    Looking forward to seeing you today!

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  4. anything is possible in pyaar impossible!

    these reviews put in a lot of emphasis only on the actors/actresses and there is hardly any commentary on the people behind the camera.

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  5. Keep blogging!
    I'm going to be your biggest stalker!! =)

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